Police Looking For Bank Robber At Aurora Motel

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action at the marco polo...
I live practically across the street from the Marco Polo. Went to take the dog for a walk, but upon stepping out onto our front porch was momentarily blinded by the light-bars of the largest friggin' assembly of SPD units I have seen in years-- since the post-WTO Cap. Hill Cluster$#&@ at least-- maybe EVER. "WTF??!" I exclaimed at the scene before us. "Aw, crap," my dog blurted nervously, "they're onto me. I KNEW I shouldn't have buried the goods at the Marco goddamned Polo!" Soooo...the two of us decided to slowly, nonchalantly retreat into our house...walkies can definitely wait. Whew. (relax! - of COURSE I'm not serious. Everybody knows that dogs, mine incuded, can't talk--that's impossible. I'm no deluded fruitcake, sheesh! ...no, actually she-my dog-admitted to her recent crime-spree via twitter...duh.)
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RE: action at the marco polo...
I am a real dog. After I take a bong hit I SWEAR I can type in english for about 60 secbark bark bark bark bark.
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