Piss-Drunk Man Arrested For Breaking In, Pissing All Over Madison Park Home

If you’re gonna get drunk and crash at a friend’s place, make sure you get the right house.

Seattle police arrested a man in his 20s earlier this month after the man broke in, pissed all over, and passed out in a home in Madison Park.

According to a police report, a woman called 911 around 4:00am on April 4th from a home on E Galer and 42nd Ave E and told police she “could hear an unknown man in her house peeing in her bathroom.”

The woman locked herself and her two children—four and six years old—in a bathroom while she waited for officers to arrive.

At the home, the report says police found a naked white male asleep in the children’s bedroom. man—who, according to the report, was “highly intoxicated”—told police he “thought he was in his friend’s house.”

The report says the man the home through an unlocked window, took off his clothes in the living room, “urinated on a leather chair,” and then passed out. The man woke up some time later, went into a bathroom connected with the children’s room, peed again, and passed out.

Police arrested the man for burglary and transported him to the King County Jail.

After police had left, the woman called officers and told them her iPhone was missing. At the jail, police found two iPhones in the man’s pockets and returned the woman’s phone.