Passive Aggressive Notes Are the Best Kind of Notes

Seattle police were called to to the area of 20th and Yesler in the morning hours of April 17th after several neighbors called to report that a car alarm in the area had been going off intermittently for about an hour.

Police weren’t able to locate the vehicle, but it appears a tow truck driver eventually found the car, as well as a note left for the owner.

According to the report:

 The note stated “Fix your fucking car alarm. Someone might get annoyed and key that message into your nice paint job.” The note was entered into the SPD Evidence Unit for processing.

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