The Seahawks play their first home game at Centurylink this weekend. After the Hawks’ 0-2 start, I bet tickets are still available.
To review:[pullquote]Either way, we’ll see one team sink further into the depths of a crappy division. Or they’ll tie 0-0 like in stupid soccer.[/pullquote]
So far this season, the Hawks have been crushed by the objectively terrible 49ers, and shut out by a still-kinda-good-but-getting-old Steelers team.
This week, we’re going up against our divisional rivals, the Arizona Cardinals, who head into this weekend’s game against the Hawks with one win against a rookie stat machine, and a loss to leathery lizardman Mike Shananananahan.
We could be in for a high-scoring shootout (two shitty defenses!) or a punt-and-field-goal-fest.
Either way, we’ll see one team sink further into the depths of a crappy division. Or they’ll tie 0-0 like in stupid soccer.
Then again, never underestimate the seismic power of the 12th man.
In Arizona-related fantasy football news, I dropped Kevin Kolb from my bench—despite the Cards’ allegedly easiest-in-the-NFL schedule—when I realized I couldn’t name any AZ receiver aside from Larry Fitzgerald. Seriously, who’s he throwing it to?