So, I heard a bunch of shouting outside our office around 4:00 pm, saw a few bike cops rolling around, and went down to check it out.
Downstairs, I found what I presume wass every single bike cop in the city, so I called SPD spokesman Sean Whitcomb to find out what was going on.
Me to Whitcomb: “Do you know why there are 28 bike cops outside my office?”
Whitcomb: “Come out with your hands up!”
You’ll never take me alive, coppers.