Rezendevous With Ram-a

The Seahawks are, statistically speaking, a much better team than the Rams, but I felt a lot better about the Hawks’ chances in this Sunday’s game against the Rams before half the offensive line went down with season-ending injuries.

Both teams are ranked somewhere near the ass end of the league—in terms of ability to score points, or prevent points from being scored—but it is a divisional game, so you’re supposed to give hoot or whatever.

Look, here’s the deal: last week’s crazy-ass win over the Ravens was exciting as shit, but it’s still hard to get excited about a 3-6 team playing a 2-7 team.

Speaking of that Ravens game, my crazy Voodoo math (“Seahawks > Cardinals + Seahawks > Jaguars ÷ Jaguars > Ravens = Seahawks > Ravens”) was pretty damned dead on. So check this out:

Seahawks  < Browns + Seahawks > Saints ÷ Rams < Browns + Rams < Saints = > Tebow. No, wait. Seahawks < Rams.

Seriously though, barring any more crazy injuries, I’ve got no reason to think the Rams have any chance at winning this game.